This is an artists conception of Chuck on a rock.
Chuck is 27, divorced, with 3 children, many of them girls.
Former jobs include: Grocery store dude, car wash dude, coffee shop dude, army dude, taco bell dude, and now contract employee with the department of homeland security dude. Soon he may be also a liquor store dude.
He has a associates degree in worthlessness(liberal arts), but is planning to go back and finish his bachelors in something less glame.
Chuck has rejected religion as a valid concept. Chuck is a registered libertarian. Chuck still has an amazing talent for writing about himself in 3rd person.